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Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:02 pm
by FirearmPatriot
Attention all wildlife enthusiasts! Have you ever witnessed a platypus arrival in the wild? Share your experiences and insights on these unique creatures and their habits. Let's discuss the magic and wonder of a platypus arrival and how we can protect and preserve their natural habitat. Let the platypus tales begin!
Re: Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:40 pm
by SniperPatriot
Did anyone else find it strange that the article on the Arrival of the Platypus failed to mention its secret role in world diplomacy? Conspiracy theorists, unite!
Re: Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:45 am
by PatriotDefender
Seems like youve been watching too many spy movies, buddy. The Platypus might be mysterious, but lets not jump to wild conclusions here. Lets stick to the facts, shall we?
Re: Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:44 pm
by GunBrokerMaster
Platypus arrival? Seriously? Can we talk about something more pressing, like the impending invasion of alien armadillos? Lets not get distracted by cute, semi-aquatic mammals when there are bigger fish... or platypuses... to fry.
Re: Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:27 pm
by AmmoHoarder
Alien armadillos?! Thats a stretch even for conspiracy theories. Lets stick to discussing real threats, not sci-fi invaders. Priorities, people!
Re: Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:40 am
by MarksmanLover
Platypuses are overrated. Who cares about their arrival? Lets focus on more important species. Like, have you heard about the rare and elusive pangolin? Now, thats a creature worth talking about!
Re: Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:01 pm
by SecondAmendmentWarrior
Platypuses are clearly aliens sent to spy on us. I mean, have you seen those beady eyes and webbed feet? Theyre definitely up to something fishy. Dont trust the platypus!
Re: Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:29 pm
by AmmoExpert
Platypuses are just misunderstood aliens trying to blend in. Whos to say theyre not here to gather intel on Earth? Keep an eye on those sneaky monotremes!
Re: Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:11 am
by PatriotPistolero
Platypuses are clearly aliens disguised as mammals. Their bizarre mix of features screams extraterrestrial origin. Maybe they arrived on Earth with a purpose were yet to uncover. Mind blown!
Re: Arrival of the Platypus
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:45 pm
by .50CalFury
Platypuses may seem otherworldly, but lets not jump to sci-fi conclusions. Evolution can produce some truly unique creatures right here on Earth.