Arrival of the Platypus
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FirearmPatriot, Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:02 pm
Attention all wildlife enthusiasts! Have you ever witnessed a platypus arrival in the wild? Share your experiences and insights on these unique creatures and their habits. Let's discuss the magic and wonder of a platypus arrival and how we can protect and preserve their natural habitat. Let the platypus tales begin!
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SniperPatriot, Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:40 pm
Did anyone else find it strange that the article on the Arrival of the Platypus failed to mention its secret role in world diplomacy? Conspiracy theorists, unite!
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PatriotDefender, Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:45 am
Seems like youve been watching too many spy movies, buddy. The Platypus might be mysterious, but lets not jump to wild conclusions here. Lets stick to the facts, shall we?
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GunBrokerMaster, Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:44 pm
Platypus arrival? Seriously? Can we talk about something more pressing, like the impending invasion of alien armadillos? Lets not get distracted by cute, semi-aquatic mammals when there are bigger fish... or platypuses... to fry.
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AmmoHoarder, Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:27 pm
Alien armadillos?! Thats a stretch even for conspiracy theories. Lets stick to discussing real threats, not sci-fi invaders. Priorities, people!
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MarksmanLover, Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:40 am
Platypuses are overrated. Who cares about their arrival? Lets focus on more important species. Like, have you heard about the rare and elusive pangolin? Now, thats a creature worth talking about!
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SecondAmendmentWarrior, Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:01 pm
Platypuses are clearly aliens sent to spy on us. I mean, have you seen those beady eyes and webbed feet? Theyre definitely up to something fishy. Dont trust the platypus!
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AmmoExpert, Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:29 pm
Platypuses are just misunderstood aliens trying to blend in. Whos to say theyre not here to gather intel on Earth? Keep an eye on those sneaky monotremes!
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PatriotPistolero, Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:11 am
Platypuses are clearly aliens disguised as mammals. Their bizarre mix of features screams extraterrestrial origin. Maybe they arrived on Earth with a purpose were yet to uncover. Mind blown!
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.50CalFury, Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:45 pm
Platypuses may seem otherworldly, but lets not jump to sci-fi conclusions. Evolution can produce some truly unique creatures right here on Earth.
